An asshole at times

You are a total selfish asshole right now. You have been drunk 6 of the last 8 nights and will be drunk the next three, guaranteed. You are completely self centered and could care less that your wife can't sleep while you stay up watching rock documentaries and yet get annoyed when she goes bananas from lack of sleep. Remember how pre baby the entire length of your relationship you used to go to bed together? Wtf is your problem?